State of the Union

Last night President Obama deliver his State of the Union speech which went something like this:

Yes, I know that we have financial issues but in my defense, when I took office we already had problems. I did have to dig that hole a little deeper but I have a plan to fix my share of the damage before I leave office. I still plan on passing health reform even if I have to force it through by veto and executive orders to overcome the opposition that the peoples representatives in congress currently pose.

Yes, Mr President, we got the message, you know best and we the people just need to stop fussing and take our medicine.